Mother Fcuking Cheese
Eric Tuy

BirthDate April19
18, Sydney Australia
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Kerry Bui ~ Biffle x)

"Love you like I'm 80, Fcuk you like I'm 18"

Dannie Riel
I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly(via alohamber)

(Source: handcrafted-in-germany)

Today I went to Subway.



There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


you’re my new favorite person 

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